A JEW who walks for Jesus!

Charlotte Cutler, in a breath taking performance, gives everything she has for Kanye West's MasterPiece "Jesus Walks!" One can only wish to recreate such a movement as we are honored to witness in this 3 minute extravaganza! Miss. Cutler said in an exclusive SW interview that she spent months gathering the inner strength and fighting her outer demons to finally put this together. "Listen Fools, I had to eat the cake and walk the line to fall into place, so I watched the tape and heard the birds, now I can sing to heaven and I know who's listening. So pop off and stay strong while I catapult my body to new places. There's no death for a diva!"

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WHere have my classic older ladies gone?

Where have all my classy, Graduate 1970s older, very fashionable ladies gone?? Too much attention on the young nasty ewws... We need more Anne Bancroft circa 1975!!

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DEATH OF THE HIPSTER

The Hipster will now be exposed! Speaking to a lot of high profile model types, fashion executives and low bottom scandalous socialites, the Truth about the hipster epidemic is finally coming out and I am here to shine the light on these blood suckers.  "Hipsters are just ugly people who need to have mustaches and Big glasses to cover their nasty faces." Chalotte Cutler, a model type very tall sex symbol believes the Hipster men and women are frauds to the pure form of fashion.  While another person of the hispanic race who works for Calvin Klein said, "Eh, ew I saw un hipster in de street and I forgive my self but I threw up on his vintage vietnam jacket. The thing is he wasn't upset, he liked it and said to me thank you hombre you just gave the coat more depth!" As we look more closely we can see that both Charlotte and Hombre are frustrated by the lie our society is giving in to.  And what is one to do? Is it true, are hipsters a group of the ugliest people in the world who have come together and created this conspiracy that forces us to grow extended facial hair, wear big hats, organic coats, and bifocal glasses? Or are the hispters the Truth? Are they the ones who carry real depth and weight in their message? My opinion stands with Hombre and Charlotte.... Kill the Hipster ASAP!

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knicks playoffs killen heat time

So tonight The Miami Heat beat the Minnesota Timberwolves while the Boston Celtics fell to the Atlanta Hawks moving the Heat to 2nd place in the eastern conference. If the playoffs started today the Knicks would play the Heat in a match up I rather strongly prefer as appose to them playing the Celtics.  The Knicks just don't match up well against Boston, they are just too strong, big and extremely poised in playoff basketball.  Miami on the other hand seems to struggle with the Knicks, we beat them twice this season while loosing to all the games vs. Bos.  I think if we can get the Heat in the playoffs well beat them. NY would be the underdogs and the energy coming from the returning fans would be too much for a struggling team in Miami to deal with.  I know most people don't agree and I understand their point, the Heat has 3 super stars but they are not particularly big or strong the two areas NY really falters in.  Miami is still a team trying to come together just like the Knicks so if we can get Miami in the first round we got a real good shot of winning that series and who knows what can happen next... playoffs are just that crazy!

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Model KILLS snake silicon poisoning NO LIE

The snake died from silicon poisoning no joke!  This is outrageous!

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Models in NYC

walking through the park on 23rd yesterday saw some sexiness and thought of you!

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WELCOME SNITCHES

HELLO and welcome to my blog! This is going to be a lot of fun! Im going to be talking about Sports, Fashion, Parties, Politics and much more regarding Sextacy! So stay tuned I will keep you posted on some of the hottest things going on in New York and around the area! 

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